There's almost nothing better than day time drinking while soaking in some Vitamin D-laced cancer. If you live in an unreasonably cold place (read: it has seasons), you're lucky to be able to booze outside for three months, max, so we advise that you live it up while you have the chance. 

We've rounded up 25 of the Best Outdoor Bars in America, and if these don't inspire you to slather on some sunscreen and sext your summer fling, you should stay home and leave the extra elbow room so the real freaks can come out and play. 

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