Where: Mallie’s 
City: Southgate, MI
Address19400 Northline Rd.  
Websitemalliesbar.com
Cost: $1,999

Love your beauty sleep? In 72 hours, you could rest your head on a burger big enough to be a bed. Considered a modern marvel, Mallie’s ginormous burger set a new record for Guinness at 338.6 lbs. It’s beef and cheese and toppings and everything you’d ever want on a burger. Plus, it’s large enough to be stuffed with a medium-sized child.