Where: Umamicatessan
City: Los Angeles
Address: 852 S. Broadway. 
Website: umami.com/umamicatessen
Cost: $11 

Umami is considered the 5th taste; the taste that makes your taste receptors literally drool and your brain crave more. If you think you are too much of a man to have such silly girly cravings over something as mundane as food, try the Manly Burger and think again. This burger truly has everything in it a man would desire. It has beer in the form of beer-cheddar cheese, salty onion string things, and the piece de resistance, bacon lardons. Because regular bacon is just not rich or fattening enough. A real man needs to eat pure fat.