Moe made Moe's Tavern special with his absolutely serious responses to Bart's prank phone calls: "Is Mr. I.P. Freely here?"; "Hey guys I'm looking for a Jock Strap?"; "Phone call for an Al Coholic—is there an Al Coholic here?"; Is there a Butts here? A Seymour Butts?"; "Has anybody seen Mike Crotch lately?" A drunken night would be so much better with Moe manning the bar.