Channeling my inner Steve Harvey, I’d like to commend Derek for not having the face of Lou Rawls, though I still question his motives. Who makes anyone wait eight years before meeting them? I can’t get over this.

Despite expressing regret, there’s something eerie about him saying, at this point, “It’s probably going to be important” for him to get a Webcam. Webcams are like $4 at Walmart, what took you so long? Lauren says she’s moving to Maryland to be with Derek and planning to get engaged within a year. Good luck, I guess.