Last night, the greatest title fight of all-time took place in New York City and Times Square was the arena. Justin Long, better known as "Weed Man," was arrested for fighting Wayne Semancik, who also goes by "Beer Man." What were they fighting over? What else—territory.

According to Beer Man, Weed Man spit in his face, which is inexcusable. Beer Man couldn't let that slide, as he informed NY1: "When you spit in my face, darling, I'm going to hit you. I don't care who you are, how big you are, I'm going to hit you," he said. "So the man, he pulled out a pen because I was hitting him, and he started stabbing me in the face, and I have five stab wounds in my face right now."

Police, who questioned Alien and Predator regarding the incident, arrested Long, but his charges remain unclear. Long gained notoriety following his decision to post up in Times Square with a sign reading "Help! I need money for weed."

[via Gothamist and NY1]