The movie: Fever Pitch (2005)
The player(s): Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore

The true test of a great girlfriend is her willingness to endure a sporting event, even if she has no idea how the game is played. The true test of a man child? His innate need to choose sports over said girlfriend, regardless of the consequences. Such is the conundrum facing workaholic Lindsey (Barrymore) and Red Sox fanatic Ben (Fallon) in this Farrelly brothers joint.