The movie: Animal House (1978)
The player(s): John Belushi

Higher education is not a common pursuit of the movie man child. But when he does it, he does it right—and never in four years. In John Landis' Animal House, Bluto Blutarsky (Belushi) is in his seventh year as an undergraduate and has amassed a mind-boggling GPA of 0.0. Which makes him perfectly suited to his future career as a U.S. senator.