Good Housekeeping can be used as porn in a pinch.
The movie: Step Brothers (2008)
The player(s): Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly
After battling their newfound brotherhood, after the marriage of their parents, stay-at-home forty-somethings Brennan (Ferrell) and Dale (Reilly) learn that they actually have much more in common than they originally thought. Including the velociraptor as their favorite dinosaur, a man crush on John Stamos and Good Housekeeping as their "favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to." Did they just become best friends? Yep!