Creators: John Langley, Malcolm Barbour
Networks (Years): FOX (1989-2013), Spike (2013-Present)

Some say COPS isn't racist, it's classist. They say the world's most famous reality show unfairly focuses on lower-class criminals committing risky, usually ridiculously stupid crimes-not black or Hispanic people. Then why, oh brown Jesus, are most of the criminals on the show black or Hispanic? Seriously, do you know why? Because the way police are steady profiing and pulling over white folks in our neighborhood, you'd figure there'd be more whites on the show, too. Oh, also, that was SARCASM.