If you weren't sure whether or not a movie following a nymphomaniac and featuring CGI sex was going to be slightly creepy or not, here's your answer: Turns out, slightly creepy! But still great—that is, at least, judging by the first clip for Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac, which just hit the web via the film's official YouTube page today.
In it, Stacy Martin portrays a younger version of Charlotte Gainsbourg's character, Joe, who is receiving a lesson in seduction on a train ride from her much more experienced friend, B (Sophie Kennedy Clark). B instructs Joe to go speak with a man in a train car for a while before pulling him into the lavatory for a quickie, and to just think of chocolate if things get too gross. Quality life advice, thanks to Lars von Trier. There's also a little homage to Andrei Tarkovsky's Solaris in the beginning, which tells us that this movie is probably going to be as amazing as we thought it would be.
Alongside Gainsbourg, Shia LaBeouf, Willem Dafoe, Uma Thurman, Christian Slater, Stellan Skarsgård, and Jamie Bell also star. You can check out the clip above. Obviously because it's the perfect family movie, Nymphomaniac is set to be released on Christmas day in Denmark and France.