Known human garbage Joe Francis, the walking hard-on behind Girls Gone Wild, has been paying a 600-pound sea lion to come swim with him at his house in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico. That's right, Francis cannot make any sea lion friends of his own, and has been forced to pay for the company of a sea lion on a weekly basis, TMZ reports. Francis rents the animal, named Litibu, from Vallarta Adventures.

That's Francis with his paid BFF Litibu and his girlfriend Abbey Wilson in the photo above. Presumably Wilson is aware that Francis has been convicted of assault, but has anyone told Litibu?

Francis will be sentenced for his crime in July.

[via TMZ]

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