Address: 1 Ocean Dr.
Website: nikkibeachmiami.com

Nikki Beach is a great place to go and laugh at everyone. Because it is a restaurant that includes admission to the club after dining, the evenings can find a few children drifting about. Despite the presence of impressionable youth, there is a fair share of vomiting and shameful activity, which has stained the curtains (insert rock on hand sign here) and the venue's reputation. The men that frequent this spot act as living, breathing museums of the Jersey Shore-era, and the females here seem to approve, so let that serve as a warning sign. Unless you're looking to observe these specimens with a National Geographic sense of curiosity, opt out of Nikki Beach.