Designed for: People who want to date people whose faces look similar to their face

We totally buy that you should choose a mate based on who has the most similar facial structure to you: that's just logic. Our problem with this site is that there are no safeguards against trickery. What if, for example, you're an undercover agent who steals a crime lord's face to infiltrate his illicit organization, only to have that crime lord steal your face in retaliation?

We would need a personal guarantee that this website is insured against the plots of all Nicholas Cage and/or John Travolta films before we could be convinced to sign up.