Many of the gentlemen that read this website like to keep their hair high and tight. Next time you step into the barber's chair, try something different: tell the man to step away from that razor. If you grow your hair out, it can be the gateway to a perfect profile picture. Long hair can be used to hide part of your face. You won't have to worry about being photographed from your bad side because you'll have a natural mask for even the most grotesque aspects of your visage. If there are issues with both sides of your face and you don't want to pull a Cousin It, then might we suggest a Phantom of the Opera style mask? Not only will it cover the most offensive parts of your face, but you'll cultivate an aura of mystery that is irresistible to young sopranos.