Trevor Runyon, 30, was arrested after being caught inside of a Kentucky supermarket following a wild night. Runyon punished six steaks, an unknown number of shrimp and a stunning 57 cans of whipped cream before crapping his pants and passing out in the ceiling of a ValuMarket in Mount Washington on Monday. He was seen on surveillance footage preparing his meals, then finishing them with beer and cake as only a boss would do.

He apparently pulled this stunt off by sneaking into the store while employees weren't paying attention and hiding until they all went home. His one-man party is every little kid's dream come true, minus the arrest.

[via Gawker and NewsChannel5]