At 18-years-old, you have no money. You have no game. Your life experience is limited to getting fired from a part-time gig at the driving range and totaling your mom's Saturn Ion junior year. In sum, you're a lost little douche who's still five or six years away from paying their own cell phone bill.

Besides a Facebook network and the freedom to butt chug, college offers an opportunity to reinvent yourself. For many an awkward, pigeonholed high school kid, the first day on campus is a chance to re-introduce themselves to the world. In most cases, this is an unfortunate occasion.

Grab a pencil and take notes, this is an important lesson on the 10 Types of Douchebags You Meet in College.

Written by Sean Evans (@seanseaevans)

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