City: Brooklyn, N.Y.

Trouble brews beneath the streets of Brooklyn, if crazed conspiracy theorists on the Internet are to be believed. They say the Illuminati meets in a complex network of underground tunnels that's largely understood to be an NWO hub. Here, the NWO scum "experiment with thaumaturgy and technomancy. In their labs, demons shriek as they beat the walls of hard-drive purgatories." Or wait. Those are probably just yuppie gentrifiers. Those assholes are everywhere nowadays. Move along, nothing to see here.