Michael Johnston is that guy cops hate to arrest.
Johnston, 44, was arrested for allegedly licking off 20 shots at the Gifford Docks in Vero Beach. While police were questioning him, he turned into another type of public hazard, defecating in his pants. The Orlando resident admitted to to having eight drinks before deciding it was wise to use a glass bottle for target practice. Was it the Colt 45 he was drinking, the fear or both that led to him crapping his pants during questioning?
Anyway, the dock was damaged by bullet holes and Johnston was charged for using a firearm while under the influence of alcohol and criminal mischief. The real loser? Whoever had to clean up after him.