Earlier this April, Amazon debuted 14 pilots for new, Amazon-owned original TV shows. Users will vote on which shows get turned into full seasons. If you're anything like us, you were skeptical from the start, and not just because you dislike Amazon for its questionable business practices. You were skeptical because the trailers for the shows felt rushed, and it seemed like an obvious shot at competing with Netflix.
Complex took the time to watch the eight comedy pilots—we ignored the children's programming—to see if any are worth your time. In the spirit of brevity, the reviews are concise. Here's every new Amazon pilot reviewed in 10 words or less.