Please be real, mother of all things amazing, please be real. We have no idea what Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon may be, other than awesome, that's obvious, but that doesn't mean we don't want to own it.
A movie? A new extension? An animated thing? Whatever it is Ubisoft has given it an awesome website that reeks of tomfuckery, but is as legit as an 'official' can be. How do you not want something that's advertised with this?
"The year is 2007. It is the future. Earth has been ravaged by a nuclear war and new paths for peace must be found. A U.S. cyborg army may have found a solution: a powerful bioweapon on a distant island. A Mark IV Cyber Commando, Sergeant Rex Power Colt has been sent over to gather information and figure out what the hell is going on."
Rex Power Colt was our nickname in high school. Ubisoft has also gotten Blood Dragon rated by the Australian Classification Board for a game rating. So whether this is an elaborate, early 90s themed, VHS hoax or something that is going to be so awesome we're all going to have to start riding Nash skateboards again, remains to be seen.
Head over to the website to pick up some of their cassette tapes and sweet, sweet gear. What the hell do you think is going on here? Let us know.
[via Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon]