What's to say about a man who starts a sentence off with not-so-humble stunts like "I am dirty rich" who isn't Ron Burgundy? Better yet, what do you do when the man—a bespectacled white, male—follows that up with "N*** please"? Was he having a conversation with himself?
These are the atrocities that you come to expect when riding the New York City subway. This particular incident involved a very intoxicated man (is he still drinking?) rambling about nothing while riding the 1 train on Friday. His display descends from racial epithets to simply blurting out loud noises, and it visibly bothers other passengers. Is he reciting song lyrics? What did he drink?
Anyway, this is proof that anything is better than that 1 train.