Date: April 22, 2010 

Neighbors can be a handful. But in the case of Phillip James, they’re just dicks. Beef with a female neighbor encouraged the Connecticut man to post an explicit ad inviting strangers to come over to her crib, implying she wanted to "please as many as I can before I go to work!" James was soon charged with reckless endangerment, harassment, criminal trespassing, and risk of injury to a minor as the soccer mom had children living in her home.