Date: April 1, 2012

There’s the right way to defend your girlfriend. Then there’s the Omar Daniel Gonzalez-Torres way, which is obviously wrong on all accounts. The then 21-year-old college student took out a sex ad for the woman that was harassing his main squeeze, claiming she was willing to offer erotic services and blasting her number to the Craigslist community. Once his antagonist’s phone started blowing up with calls, cops subpoenaed the site for the culprit’s number and called it—only to hear Gonzalez-Torres on the other end.