Julia Sweeney as Pat

Memorable Quote: "A lot of people say, 'What's that?' It's Pat! A lot of people ask, 'Who's he? Or she?'"

It's Pat! We're not 100% sure if we find this character funny or we just want to solve the mystery. Is Pat a boy? Is Pat a girl? Pat's scene partners could never figure it out. "Are you a brotha or a sista?" they'd ask. "I'm an only child," it would respond. Damn it, Pat! The mystery of Pat's gender even earned Julia Sweeney her own movie with the character. But the question is still unanswered.