Dana Carvey as The Church Lady

Memorable Quote: "Could it be... Satan!?"

Uptight and pious, the Church Lady hosted her own talk show, "Church Chat," basically a faux-religious TMZ. Carvey would invite celebrities to sit with his character and then use the Lord's good book to belittle their public scandals. It's a wonder why the sketch never got it's own spin-off, considering all the gossip shows on TV today.