Gamer: Johnny Stone
Game: Mortal Kombat

We're not sure if "Johnny Stone" is his biological name or if this guy's a budding talent in the porn industry, but one thing is clear: dude's Mortal Kombat  game is tight.

YouTube is the ultimate site for dickheads to congregate to anonymously bash others and, rather miraculously, this feat doesn't have a single "thumbs down." On the highest difficulty he pulls off a double flawless victory on one of video game history's most agonizing bosses, Shao Kahn. Finally, something even the YouTube trolls can respect.