The New York City subway is a freak show, but seasoned riders will barely flinch at the atrocities they witness during commutes. However, nobody ever adjusts to the sight of someone masturbating—"to completion"—in front of them. For some reason, photographer Robert S. couldn't resist capturing the spectacle, which was then sent to Gothamist by Eddie Going

He just had to be wearing an Eagles hat, didn't he? As for the woman trying to keep a safe distance, we don't think that's safe enough.

[via Gothamist]