Contrary to prior reports, Britney Spears won't be joining the likes of Celine Dion, Shania Twain, and Rod Stewart with a show residency at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. When the pop star left The X-Factor, the rumor was that she was headed for a $100 million-a-year deal in Sin City.

Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be true. Despite the guaranteed amount of lip-syching, who wouldn't love a crazy Vegas show starring Britney? (No one.)

PR for Caesars confirmed to Buzzfeed that they have acts booked for every weekend for months. Dion, Twain, and Elton John have contracts through 2014, and there are a bunch of non-residency shows happening at the Colosseum this year, like Jerry Seinfeld

Planet Hollywood is a no-go as well, since they just announced that some hypnotist named Marshall Sylver is starting an open-ended residency in March. Um hello, it's Britney! Spears is working on a new album, so maybe she's waiting until that is finished to do a Vegas show. That's plausible, right? Right??

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[via Buzzfeed