Twitter Handle: @thejoshpatten
Followers: 7,462
Show(s) Worked On: Saturday Night Live

Reader, please give it up to Josh Patten for his persistence. Patten was recently hired on SNL, and word on the street is that he credits Twitter with his big break. After resolving to step up his game, he started tweeting six to ten jokes a day, most gems. Next time your mom threatens to kill you for using your phone, just tell her the story of Josh Patten.