From 1Q84

Author: Haruki Murakami
Participants: Tengo, Fuka-Eri
Worst Line(s): "In the next second, Tengo realized that he was ejaculating. The violent spasm went on for several seconds, releasing a great deal of semen in a powerful surge. Where is my semen going? Tengo's garbled mind wondered. Ejaculating like this after school in a grade school classroom was not an appropriate thing to do. He could be in trouble if someone saw him. But this was not a grade school classroom anymore. Now he realized that he was inside Fuka-Eri, ejaculating toward her uterus. This was not something that he wanted to be doing."

"Where is my semen going?"—no joke, this is a very important question to ask yourself when ejaculating.