9. Animal Planet
Worst Show: Hillbilly Handfishin'
Hopes for Animal Planet were high after that first Puppy Bowl, weren't they? Don't you remember how small their paws were, how damp their noses? Life seemed full of promise. But, sadly, it's all been downhill from there.
Currently, the network produces a show called Pit Bulls and Parolees, and another show about taxidermy called American Stuffers. The low-water mark, though—somehow—is Hillbilly Handfishin'. It's about people wrestling fish with their bare hands.