Address: 219 East 6th St.

The Chuggin' Monkey is self-billed as a place where all sorts can come and co-mingle in a laid-back, friendly environment to shoot some pool or lounge on the patio. Supposedly bikers, teachers, and college students can all just swing on over and hang out. But not so fast, friends! The only variety you'll see here is what size of ape is beside you, and what cheap, unexceptional beer he's chugging a tall mug of. If you really want to connect with your inner-douche, buy a T-shirt here. When people see the unfettered tastelessness you choose to drape your bod with, they’ll know to avoid you. At least, we will.