Slap Chop

These commercials feature one of the most annoying pitchmen in infomercial history, but he's right: We don't eat enough vegetables and chopping food is a pain. Though it might seem ridiculous, the Slap Chop is actually be a good investment. The gentleman in the video said it best: "Boring tuna, boring life."

Just in case you were curious, the guy's name is Vince Shlomi, and he was once arrested for battering a hooker after she tried to bite his tongue off. We imagine a boring life and the accompanying boring tuna aren't looking too bad right now to Mr. Shlomi.