Look here, as hard as it sounds, you've got to let go of that crush from ninth grade Biology. She's gone and she's never coming back. In fact, if she found out you spend the majority of the time communicating via keyboard, she'd delete you and report you. Socially awkward and/or inept or not, you can find help if you go outside.
7. You Spend More Time Interacting With People On Facebook Than In Real Life