Guys, listen up. The 'half' in Two and a Half Men, Angus T. Jones, has a message for us all: Stop watching Two and a Half Men.
Why? Because it's "filth."
Don't worry, though, he hasn't been hanging out with Charlie Sheen - who himself famously blasted the show and its creator, Chuck Lorre, after he was fired for unprofessional behavior - he's actually been hanging out with the guys from Forerunner Christian Church. Jones made the comments in a video he appears in for the church, which can be viewed above.
"If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half Men and I don't want to be on it," Jones said. "Please stop watching it and filling your head with filth. People say it’s just entertainment. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch."
He later adds that it's possible Satan is in on the production of Two and a Half Men - which, lets be real, would explain why they're getting renewed so often - saying, "If I am doing any harm, I don't want to be here. I don't want to be contributing to the enemy's plan ... You cannot be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like that. I know I can't. I'm not OK with what I'm learning, what the bible says and being on that television show."
In case you're wondering, Jones earns about $350,000 per episode on the show. Not for long!
[via The Hollywood Reporter]