Inappropriate things can happen on massage tables. Swedish massages sometimes turn illicit in a matter of rubs...or tugs. Towels are tossed to the wind. Whether it's legal or not is another story entirely.
There's an elaborately coded language to describe these illegal liaisons. "Table shower" or "body work" are the most commonly used phrases to describe hand jobs and other eyebrow-raising acts. There are also hundreds of NSFW acronyms describing the far more specific things that can and do go down. This is deeper than happy endings. Just look at the sketchiest reviews of "massage parlors" on Yelp.
Starting the Day Right
Tried It Myself
Tiger Wasn't Into It?
Thinking About Baseball
On the Table
A Highly Recommended Tug
Shampoo for Your Body?
In Memory of Mike C.
How Many Os?
But Was It Fun?
Till Human Groans Wake Us
Towels with holes? Heavy breathing? Groans? What happened to you, Aaron F.?
"You Want?"
Like a Calcutta Orphan
Quotation Marks Tell the Tale
A Giant Jar
Who Is Ruggy?
How Many Quarts
Never Again
You plan a trip to Foot Town, and think you've done everything right—except you didn't count on the creeper wanting a detour to Ass City.