25. Bridalplasty (E!, 2010-2011)

The concept of this short-lived E! game show was as follows: Stick 12 brides-to-be in a house for four months and have them compete in challenges. The prize? An all-expenses-paid wedding and unlimited plastic surgery. Because, let’s be real, why learn to love yourself for who you are when you can just compete for a trip to one of Beverly Hills’ many plastic surgeons? This is the 21^st century! With cosmetic procedures that are enough to turn a girl into a human Barbie doll, we don’t need self-respect.