Father's Day is a good seven months away, but that didn't stop something from causing "#ThingsMyDaddyTaughtMe" from trending earlier in the week. The tweets that resulted from the slightly cringe-inducing trending topic (If you're over the age of 12, daddy should be dropped from your personal lexicon.), were what you would expect: Quick important lessons passed down from father to child. However, there were a few that bucked that trend altogether and rallied off inappropriate teachings that we hope really didn't come from someone's pops.