2. Teddy Roosevelt
Position held: 26th President of the United States
Facial hair style: Walrus mustache
When he wasn’t hunting elephants or breaking up monopolies, Teddy Roosevelt would probably just stare into the mirror and admire his fierce mustache for hours on end. This lip broom was just as memorable as the man’s politics, and it's notable for being the only 'stache featured on Mount Rushmore.