16. Al Gore
Position held: Vice President of the United States
Facial hair style: Sadness beard
After Al Gore lost the 2000 presidential election, he went into self-imposed exile for a bit and reemerged some years later sporting a full beard that would make Grizzly Adams look on with envy. Our opinion? If he had this stellar growth during the campaign, Gore probably would have been on the receiving end of all 538 electoral votes.