Gina Gershon is hot. She was hotter in 1996, as was Jennifer Tilly. In Bound, one lady is tough and hard, the other is voluptuous and sensual. It seems like a promising formula for a sexy woman-on-woman scene. Too bad Gershon's masculine plumber reminds us more of a leering, '70s porno stereotype than a sexy, commanding Ms. Fixer Upper. She's so silent and cold that she puts out all the sizzle of Tilly's murmurs with one look. All she's missing is a handlebar mustache.