Putting a tack on your teacher's chair is so 2011. A North Carolina student moved away from deflating, and instead focused on inflating his 61-year-old teacher's behind. The student spiked his teacher's A.M. cup of coffee with GluteBoost, a pill that promises to deliver "the hour glass figure you deserve without paying for expensive buttock enhancement surgery or enduring the pain of pricey butt injections.” 

The student has not been arrested, but he was found guilty of violating the school's conduct code. And to think, all in hopes of having a better view while the teacher wrote on the chalkboard.

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[via The Smoking Gun]