15 Wildly Inappropriate Jack-o'-Lanterns

Some people can barely carve a crooked face into the side of a pumpkin. And yet others are out there making inappropriate drawings of pumpkin sex, birth, and more. Halloween often gets gross, but not usually because the pumpkins in front of the neighbor's house depict an orgy. But thanks to the Internet, the creative few who treat pumpkins like stills from John Waters's movies can now share their work with an even wider audience.

Prepare for outraged parents and uncomfortable children with these 15 wildly inappropriate Jack-o'-Lanterns.

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A pumpkin-chested woman—people say that all the time, don't they?

[via Kill Some Time]

Pumpkins demonstrate love and affection just like humans—with blow jobs.

[via The Young Man's Guide to Good Living]

Sex between pumpkins also sometimes drops off after birth.

[via Now That's Nifty]

Spread 'em.

[via The Chive]

Move, girl, like your ass contains a small burning flame.

[via Addicted to the High]

Why is it green?

[via Inquisitr]

Alert the pediatrician—something is wrong with the baby's stool. Also, the baby is a pumpkin, which could be a problem.

[via Hoarded Ordinaries]

What does a bear crossing have to do with this many dicks?

[via Flickr]

Lawn births are the next wave. Everybody's gonna forget about water births, trust.

[via Extreme Pumpkins]

Shout out to Calvin and Hobbes.

[via East End Gardener]

A night on Bald Mountain.

[via RCH Illustrations]

Yep, that's a penis.

[via Holy Taco]

Spilled seeds.

[via College Humor]

The anatomical carrots and oranges really set this apart from the other pumpkin birth scenes.

[via Endless Simmer]

Nothing like a glowing pumpkin butt to make you want to eat so many Milky Ways you puke on yourself.

[via Inquisitr]