Rob Zombie's dark brand of redneck horror is notable for, amongst other things, its sick sense of humor. In 2005's gritty and sadistic The Devil's Rejects, the rocker turned filmmaker's best movie thus far, sloppy clown Captain Spaulding's (Sid Haig) first scene starts off quite pleasantly; he's having sex with a busty, hot middle-aged blonde lady, but then it's revealed to only be a dream. In reality, Spaulding is in bed with his portly, unclothed spouse, and she's hornier than a female pooch in heat. Give a dog a barf bag, not a bone.