These two must have the most pissed-off neighbors on the globe. Australian couple Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie have been charged with disturbing the piece after police were called to their apartment 20 times in four months after complaints regarding their "screaming, loud moaning, swearing" style of sex. Additional complaints from neighbors led to the couple being charged under the Environmental Protection Act.
According to the 34-year-old Angel, "We exceeded the noise pollution to the point we were arrested and taken out of our own house and told we couldn’t have sex." That's what happens when your sexual activity is a menace to society. Mackenzie, 45, blames it all on Angel saying, "It’s mostly Jessie. The sex goes from four to seven hours, five nights a week. I’ll probably die of a heart attack – she’s almost killing me." What a way to die, right?
Local police say the don't want to be known as cock blockers, but want Allen and Mackenzie to respect their neighbor's rights to not listen to the Rapture every damn night. The couple will appear in court next month, where they'll discuss the details of their thug lovin' with a judge. Sounds like fun.
[via Daily Mail UK]