Okay, so we don't really know where Mario goes to get wasted—maybe the Mushroom Kingdom has a speakeasy or something, because we're pretty sure that place has been under prohibition since the '80s.
But it doesn't really matter, since there are really so many other places for our favorite virtual protagonists to see a show, take in some live music, hear the latest rumors, or simply drink until they fall on the floor.
We tried to be as all-encompassing as possible—whether you prefer adventure games from 20 years ago or Grand Theft Auto IV—but please, if we forgot any, let us know in the comments or on Twitter.
The Bar: Kickstand
The Bar: 100 Rads
The Bar: Shotglass's
The Bar: Sierra Madre Casino
The Bar: The Big Bug Fun Club
The Bar: Galaxy of Terror
The Bar: Jackie's Bar, we mean Cafe
The Bar: The Bridge House Pub
The Bar: Mos Eisley Cantina
The Bar: The Blue Casket
The Bar: The Hairy Bear Inn
The Bar: The Fighting McDonagh's
The Bar: Akuda Bar
The Bar: Rocket Bar
The Bar: The Progress Bar
The Bar: The Gates of Hell
The Bar: The Pelican Inn
The Bar: Jolly's Tavern
The Bar: Jen's Bar
The Bar: The Grim Guzzler
The Bar: White Stallionz