It’s a disgruntled married man’s fantasy, no doubt: While watching over the Overlook Hotel, Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) hears from his nagging wife that their little boy got attacked by some in Room 237, which Jack considers foolish since, as far as he knows, they’re the only people in the place. So Jack heads up to Room 237, walks into the bathroom, and finds a voluptuous blonde taking a bath. And she’s down to make out.

Sounds pretty hot, no? It would be if the Overlook wasn’t completely haunted. Before Jack can get to second base, the mystery woman suddenly becomes an older, boil-covered creature of nightmares. One that hauntingly cackles and slowly approaches a shell-shocked Jack with arms reaching forward, Frankenstein’s monster style, with a devilish smile on her face.

That’s one way to keep a guy from ever wanting to commit infidelity again.