18-year-old Aaron Morris was was arrested because he was unable to fight the temptation of grabbing a woman's butt at a Walmart. The North Lauderdale, FL native was accused of gripping a woman's right cheek near the women's dressing room. He was arrested at a local gas station, and copped to his crime while being Mirandized.
His justification for his actions are both hilarious and priceless: "Her booty looked so good, I just couldn't resist touching it." While entertaining, that excuse couldn't save him. He was charged with misdemeanor touch or strike/battery and taken to jail.