After leaving a woman unimpressed by his game, Timothy Paez decided to shower her with his emotions. Paez was at a bar in Longmont Saturday night, when he came up behind the woman and put his arm around her. She responded with an "Um, really?" so Paez backed off. The woman thought he was pouring a drink on her leg, but she was wrong. He was peeing on her.
Police struggled to question Paez, saying his answers were "unintelligible" because he was so wasted. Nevertheless, he was arrested for suspicion of harassment and public indecency. His tactics may not have been socially acceptable, but that woman will never forget him.